The Psychiatrist

السلام عليكم & Hi :)

The story :-

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a psychiatrist and told him.

Patient : I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.

Psychiatrist : Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the psychiatrist. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.

Patient : How much do you charge?

Psychiatrist : Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor.

Patient : I'll sleep on it and if needed I will come back to you.

Six months later the Psychiatrist met me on the street.

Psychiatrist : Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having? he asked.

Patient : Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new SUV.

Psychiatrist : 'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

Patient : He told me to cut the legs off the bed - ain't nobody under there now!’


SCREW THOSE PSYCHIATRISTS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BAR TENDER. LOL :P